the elderly of my building were really interested in my run.
- grandma 1: how far did you go?
- me: a little better than two miles.
- grandma 2: well, did you run or just walk really fast?
- me: i ran.
- old guy: i bet you sleep really well.
- me: ...
- grandma 1: aren't you afraid to be out at night alone?
- me: we live in north dakota. i'm more likely to get eaten by a wolf, than anything else.
- grandma 2 (to grandma 1): she's probably right.
